Shit like this makes me think she knows exactly what she’s doing, and she’s trying to position herself as the Sexy Nun archetype. She tries to be good but can’t help that the world sexualizes her against her will (wink). She would be ever so grateful to any strong, Christian men who might come to her aid and defend her honor from the lustful satanists.
She probably thinks, in all honesty, that the average person is too stupid to understand the innuendo, and that only the clever ones will get it, like it’s some exclusive inside joke.
Only 150+ IQ people can solve this puzzle.
Must have a low IQ cause that’s one box I’m not even going to try and open.
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Shit like this makes me think people don’t recognize fake tweets anymore.
You’re correct, it’s really hard to tell nowadays, and you proved your own point. This is a real tweet, but I don’t blame you for thinking it’s satire.
So she gives good head. Woopty do.
I think they tossed her from the theater before she was “driven” to her knees.
And she’s got that poofy hair so you can set your beer on her head…
As an atheist who was raised Christian I’m torn.
On one hand, God dies not take kindly to charlatans and blowhards. On the other hand, I am of the belief that this life is all there is and shitty people like her are statistically unlikely to get some cosmic comeuppance after death
Right, that’s the thing they don’t get. Might surprise them to learn, I almost wish their beliefs were true, so that they might taste that eternal fire they wish on others for their own shitty actions and thoughts
Sam here all around, it’s unfortunate that she won’t get punished for being a huge POS. She’s just going to live life convinced she’s some oppressed and just individual.
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?! - Archer
Bobo, what the fuck are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
We’ve seen the video. You read the tweet.This woman has obviously sucked a whole bag of dicks.
In a row?
Row, column, matrix. The possibilities are endless.
Why does she have a bag of Richards, and why is she just sucking on people named Richard? Is this some Republican kink?
They really like Nixon.
She knew
The religious right is officially a post-religion movement.
Sociopath
I’m gonna need video proof of that one.
Play to your strengths, Lauren. Maybe it’s time to drop the sad quasipolitical angle and just go pro.
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i keep seeing this sort of moral outrage, that’s she’s some horrible criminal doing lewd acts in public…are people doing satire? i genuinely cannot tell, i cannot imagine why anyone would care about adults doing mild foreplay in the dark at a theater to the point where they should be criminally charged and we have a whole other big national trial that goes nowhere
i know she sucks and she’s a bad person but that doesn’t mean i’m rooting for prosecution for getting to 2nd base and vaping
It’s not the act, it’s the hypocrisy of the act
Who the fuck are these people and why is the internet making a big deal of some boob grabbing?
