"Okay, okay… Let’s admit that our old idea of pi**ing all over your heads may have gone a little too far…

So, here’s the deal. We will pi** a bit on your left shoulder …BUT! But, but, but… It will be UPWIND!! SEE!? Upwind!!

So basically, you’ll be missed most of the times! Basically like never get hit at all!" 👍

Far too little, far too late. Even if this was the most glowing revision ever (it isn’t, but even if it was), the trust is gone.