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Or in the case of my dumb microwave: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP.
WHY SO MANY
Rotates in a slow circle
This is my new fav pick up line.
I dunno about this. My microwave beeps 4 times.
Mine does 3
Mine does one and then if I take too long opening it after that, it does two really huffy ones.
Mine goes DING
Ok, Boomer.
I’m not showing off, I hate it. Stupid retro style clockwork. To do anything below 3 minutes you have to wind it over 3 minutes and back again. FUCK. And the red sticker that tells you that is unremovable, so the fucking retro style is ruined anyway. Hard to believe it was manufactured in this millennium.
I was kidding.
I’m not. I long for the days I had one that went beep.
