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    11 months ago

    I’d take the $10 mil. Childhood seems like it would be a lot less fun if I had to go through it again but now with the jaded mind of a middle aged man.

    I can for sure find a way to have fun with ten million dollars though 😉

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      Yeah my childhood sucked, and knowing I’d have another 12 years of abuse with nobody taking me seriously because I’m a kid? No thanks. I could put $10mil to good use right now.

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        Mine sucked too but I’m trans and would kill to have known that information from the getgo rather than finding out in my 20s

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        I’m really sorry to hear that you had to go through that, and you can tell me to fuck right off if you don’t want to think about it, but you got me wondering.

        Do you think if you went back, you could use what you know today to prevent/avoid it and see how that changes your life?

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            Might be different because my abuse was psychological and covert sexual rather than physical. But for me, the inner boundaries I’ve learned through therapy would make a world of a difference.

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      Yep, red pill would be 3rd place after ‘neither’. I don’t need the burden of that knowledge at 6, especially without the power to act on it.

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      11 months ago

      Plus, all of my friends would effectively be dead if I took the red pill.

      My 30 year-old mind is not going to be able to get along with my friends when they were also six, and no grownups are going to want to be friends with me as a six year-old, besides pedophiles.

      It’d be a very lonely few decades, and no amount of stock exchange billions are worth that for me.

      I’m definitely taking the money now.

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    11 months ago

    Do I go back in time to when I was six (red pill then) or am I 6 in 2024 (blue pill then)?

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      11 months ago

      I didn’t even think of the possibility of becoming 6 now. That’s a good monkeys paw scenario.

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    11 months ago

    Used to want the red pill but I have a kid now. Resetting would almost assuredly cause me to end up with a different kid.

    I’m team blue.

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    Blue. No mistake reversion or bitcoin investing would outweigh possibly never meeting my partner again. With Blue, I have everything I could ever want from this life, with red, I may lose everything important to me now.

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    Easy, give me the blue pill. My mistakes and choices have brought me to where I am and have made me who I am. I wouldn’t change my life for anything, especially not to correct a few mistakes. Most importantly I may not have met my wife or have my kids if I change anything. I’ll take the money and use it to improve the life I have.

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    I think between being a cute kid and BEGGING my dad who likes to gamble to invest EVERYTHING on Yahoo! From 1994 until the pets.com Superbowl commercial ad aired, and then just hardlined him into selling, he’s probably be able to cut me 10 mil.

    Let alone that Id be saying “Microsoft! Coca Cola! Amazon! Apple! Oracle! Pfizer! Johnson & Johnson! Berkshire Hathaway! Wal Mart! And in war years, Raytheon and Lockheed Martin! Intel! Amd! Nvidia!” The whole time.

    I’d be a fucking billionaire. Straight up. It would t be gambling, it would be a free money glitch.

    Timing Bitcoin right?? Doge?? Get outta here. I’d have more money than anyone on earth.

    If I could redo the life I was given with all my current knowledge, 10M would be like the average size of a charity donation or a gift that I would be giving.

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        I think you’re mistaking how little would need to be invested.

        I think my dad would start listening to his god-omen stock predicting son after a few missed billions.

        “Dad listen, my college tuition? Fuck it. Put it down on Bitcoin in Jan of 2009 and sell on November 9th 2021 for ~$25T.”

        I’d have over 10 trillion cash after taxes. Literally would have more cash than anyone on earth.

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      Except it doesn’t specify that you go back in time to when you were 6 years old, but that you “restart your life at 6 years of age” so a fairly reasonable interpretation would be that you’ll be a 6 year old in 2024. Monkeys paw and all that.

      Now, I personally think it’s more interesting if it did mean that you went back in time.

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        I’d worry about the bad side of the $10M if it’s monkey paw.

        Anyway I want to see the sea level rise chaos. So no down side

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        Thats actually even better than just restarting. I already want to make it to 120 to see what 3 different centuries looks so this would make that unrealistic goal so much more accomplishable. Also i will have an idea of what medical things im going to look into and see what options i would have as a kid today vs 40+ years ago

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          Totally agree. 10 million dollars will never buy me those years back. With remote work I could probably make enough of a living to get by until I age back into adulthood. At the age of 6 I’d have a higher brain plasticity, so I literally could get smarter faster only this time I could direct all of my potential into something a little more useful then just learning how the world works. With modest investing I could easily get to 10 mil by the time I’m at my current age just due to compound interest.

          And lastly I could easily reach 120, and with medical advancement who knows!

          The more I think about it, being six years old again really wouldn’t be that bad at all.

          Edit: Assuming I’m still me but only younger, it’s not like I’d have to go back to school again as I already have diplomas proving I’ve done that before. So I could probably just tell any potential employees that I have dwarfism until I age back up. With the right clothes, hair, and possibly a little makeup (to make me look older than 6), the second I open my mouth no one would believe I’m six and would assume I have some kind of congenital disease.

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      The red pill sounds like absolute horror. I’d desperately try to get all the good things in my life back, and probably mess shit up bad.

      Though on the other hand, there are obviously a bunch of “you were a young idiot”-type mistakes that I’d want to undo…

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      It gives you both, but at what cost? If you have a spouse or child, that’s probably not going to happen again in round two. You’re going to make different decisions that take you on a different life path. Even if you made the same decisions, is your significant other actually going to fall in love with you when you’re going on the first date with 10 years of history already? You’re not going to bring that new relationship energy with you and you’re going to seem weird since you already know them so well. Even if you win them over, you won’t have the same kid. The odds of the same sperm finding the same egg are millions to one, possibly even higher since you probably won’t do it on that exact day. What about all your lifelong friends? Are you actually going to form meaningful relationships at 6 or 10 years old when you have the mind of a 30 year old, or whatever you are by that time? Probably not. I think the cost to go back would be very high.

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    With the red pill, do I go back in time to when I was 6 with all of my knowledge or become a different 6 year old now with all of my knowledge?

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      Imagine all the sweet sweet bitcoin that you’ll sell to invest in Gamestop stock at just the right time.

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        I’d probably make the first money on Apple. Maybe on the up part of the dot com bubble.

        Betting on elections too.

        People looking at your history would notice your exceptional luck

        I wonder if the effort to make money would break some of the big moving companies, prevent Bitcoin

        Gotta remember to big short 2007

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    Wait like restart as in go back in time to the year I was 6 or restart as in become a 6 year old in 2024. Because if it’s the former hell yeah stocks, bitcoin, sports betting back to the future style. If it’s the latter fuck that.

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      That indeed is an important question. You can surpass the 10mm offering. Having your cake and eating it too.

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      Asking the right questions. People in here could be in for a rude awakening. Morpheus never said anything about time travel.

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      WYR have $10M or be a 6 year old undocumented orphan, unrecognised by everyone you knew

      It’s clearly go back in time

      The choice is

      1. $10M cash right now; or
      2. Practically infinite money, but you have to relive childhood
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    There’s a fuck ton that I would know is coming and have absolutely no way of stopping. That is fucking hell.

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    Since I’m married, blue pill. If I wasn’t, red pill all day. I’d be a billionaire by the age of 20