My buddy went to the bar at university and asked for a manhattan to see what they’d do, they handed him a bud light.

Pro tip: Use molten lava. Lava is a liquid, but I don’t think anyone describes it as “wet”.

Idiot. You’re supposed to mix a nartinit, drink it, and give her the dry glass. Bro probably just cock blocked himself.

Add additional liquids to make a liquor dry. It’s practically chemistry!