‘Flying aliens’ harassing village in Peru are actually illegal miners with jetpacks, cops say::Authorities announced their theory after visiting the isolated Indigenous community where the attacks took place.

  • TheObserver@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    That title is killing me 🤣 I don’t even want to read the article. All i can think of is either underage kids in jetpacks (assuming this one) or literal adult miners with pickaxes in their hands flying around. This is hilarious.

  • JJROKCZ@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I thought we hadn’t figured out a reliable jet pack technology yet other than those stupid water things. Are you telling me Peruvian miners have figured out jet pack technology and are using it to prank villagers?

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    1 year ago

    Were these cops named Fred, Velma and Daphne, cause this headline sounds like it came right out of a Scooby-Doo episode.

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    1 year ago

    Literal Scooby-Doo shit. Villains trying to scare locals to get at resources.

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    1 year ago

    OK, I obviously didn’t believe it was aliens (because come on), but now I know it has to be. Well done, coppers.