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You’re doing it wrong! Nothing better than getting paid to poop!
https://www.jeffgeerling.com/sites/default/files/images/elmo-boss-makes-a-dollar.gif
Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime.
That’s why I poop on company time.
That gif is when you are trying to get out a fat log after being constipated for a week.
The solution to cheap toilet paper
Whenever I have to use thin TP i just use way more of it. So much for saving money, dipshits.
Fistfuls. Like wiping with a baseball. That’s obviously the intended purpose of cheap toilet paper.
I don’t know why but the image of wiping with a baseball is hilarious to me.
That’s the wrong attitude. BYOTP just to crap on company’s time.
bidet gang
You’re downvoted but there are travel bidets
So we are all just gonna pretend she’s not an alien, right?
She’s the most beautiful woman in the world is who she is. Alien? Fine by me!
Oh I didn’t say she isn’t beautiful. She’s a beautiful alien.
We are solidly on the same page.
Best piece of ass I ever got
It’s like trying to wipe my ass with a CVS receipt. That’s why I never leave home without my supply of 2 ply
This is honestly one of the benefits of WFH, no need for 1 ply, I can have 2 ply or maybe even 3 ply if I’m feeling fancy.
Same.
I actually keep a small amount of TP in my briefcase for when it has to happen.
fannypacks
idgi, who is that?
