Should also start calling tweets: X’cretions.
Twitter Feed: X’crement feed
Their public relations is pretty much a poop emoji already.
I know you know, but I have to point out: their public relations is literally a poop emoji. Which is possibly the most juvenile proof imaginable for the failure of Elmo’s delusions of adequacy. He just has a lot of money.
For twitter feed just keep it simple: X’cretion pile
What the fuck did Elon buy, at this point?
He fired the employees.
He threw out the code.
He yanked plugs on the physical servers.
He forgot to pay for the virtual servers.
He started rent protest for the office space.
He deleted the brand the way Malcolm X deleted his surname.
If he’d just started a Twitter competitor, with blackjack and doxxing, the only difference would be that Twitter was a bit quieter.
If he’d bought Twitter, the hellsite, and then burned it to the ground as a weird flex, the only difference would be slightly more people using Mastodon.
And in both cases nobody would know he’s a complete crybaby. We’d just harbor strong suspicions.
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Why are people still on Twitter? I deleted my account years ago.
I just used it to read, but I deleted a few weeks ago, don’t miss it.
I prefer to call it Xhitter, since it’s so extra xhitty now.
“Twitter is horrible! For fascists!”
- Some guy still using twitter
this is Firefish!!
Ah right! whoops
Why is it people think that “fash is when I don’t like” and why are they so smug about something so incredibly dumb?
