“What do I care for your suffering? Pain, even agony, is no more than information before the senses, data fed to the computer of the mind. The lesson is simple: you have received the information, now act on it. Take control of the input and you shall become master of the output.”

Sheng-Ji Yang, Alpha Centauri

Such is life: outrage leading to a singular end.

“Your face, your ass. What’s the difference?”

• Duke Nukem

“Here come the test results: ‘You are a horrible person’. That’s what it says, ‘a horrible person’. We weren’t even testing for that!”

Access denied without key card.

Toasty!

Look At You, Sailing Through The Air Majestically, Like An Eagle…Piloting A Blimp.

<click> what? <click>WHAT!? <click> STOP POKING ME!**

Still sane, Exile?

Welcome to Eversmile. Set in the realm of joy. The people of Eversmile are plagued only by aching facial muscles. And not anthrax as we had hoped. Eversmile is a disgusting land of good humor and polite frivolity.

Big Money! Big Prizes!

I will pay you to kill yourself

Would you kindly?

We’re rich!

“No free slots in suit inventory.”

UGGHHHHHHH