There’s also a Veggietales episode where they do a spin on the story where King David essentially rapes a lady named Bathsheba then indirectly murders her husband to keep it quiet.

The Veggietales version involved Larry the Cucumber stealing a rubber ducky from BATHsheba.

Can’t believe he chose THAT instead of just wishing for more wishes.

Cheeseburger please do not get angry!!!

Queue sequence of 2000 years of Christian influence leading to the creation of CGI.

Soon to be a comic by reddit’s very own MilesTheNewKid!

Everyone around him: “What the fuck is a TV show?”