You have no chance to survive, make your time.

No Phyton, Jiverscrap is best.

Did you know you can just buy a vending machine and put whatever you want in it? Vodka, blunts, heroin, Irn Bru, anything.

Please add Fishing Barents sea to your megasim please. My Sjarken needs to sell its pollock in your fish market simulator

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

It hatched.

It powers a massage chair for the driver

Or a very niche onlyfans camgirl

Just like a vape stick.

The emus have trains now?!

I actually had a nightmare last night that my computer updated itself to some horrid version of windows and I spent it all frantically looking for my windows 7 ISO and keygen among old backups to blow it away and start again.

Huawei

Well there’s yer problem

The honkening

Our server, comrade.

The title kind of implies that he learned where trains derail, waited for one to spill, and looted $10k from it

Vote with your 6 ton 4000 VDC truck mounted electromagnet

You could make money from that. Trace the execs, get nice shiny photos to the tech, write some good copy, and publish “The Encyclopaedia of garbage tech” so that people in the future can ridicule and possibly learn from their stupidity.

Wealth crimes

I’m no computer scientist, but I have a suggestion: