Guys, 9/11 won’t be funny until the 29th of December. I know you’re excited but until that moment you have to continue treating it as the sombre event that it is /s

I spent ages thinking that I’d found a title that didn’t work, getting barely double-digit frame rates in the 3D hub area.

And about two months later I realised that what I’d actually done was lock the laptop into low power mode with the CPU and GPU being way underclocked and locked to that regardless of load. One metaphorical switch flip later, 60+ fps.