Are… Ummm… Is this flirting? Can’t it instead be “A penny taken bowling and then for ice cream” instead of going straight to pillaging?

“A penny saved is a penny earned!”
- Benji F

Nuh-uh! Americans can’t be terrorists cuz Americans kill the terrorist, like Malcolm X and Jamal Khashoggi… Wait, are we the bad guys?

Stop it!

Okay, now do it some more…

Do it. I fucking dare you. It’ll be fun to watch a media powerhouse and a douche meth lab burn each other down.

Giuliani is still confused why Trump likes looking into the shiny blank glass. Also why garlic makes him bleed

I’m not sure that threatening to fight Andy Samberg is the best way to sign him into a movie. Then again, I don’t know the guy…

HOW CAN HE SLAP???

I’m not Pagliacci in here with you! YOU’RE PAGLIACCI IN HERE WITH ME!!!

Oh, a large sirenian!