A masked Priest ready to yeehaw an infant with 0 hesitation belongs on the front of a metal album.
i loved the parts where it felt like we were examining all of our social norms and skipping the ones that were dumb and pointless. but now everything has to be just as dumb and shitty as before for no reason [no social safety net allowed, WFH bad, etc]
Now everything has to be as dumb shitty as before for no reason
Just as I thought I was out of having to shake the hands of twenty people when arriving at a family party, they PULL ME BACK IN! Some of them literally!
Bonus: Me wondering how the fuck I got community banned by the Atheism community as a card carrying atheist:
How can you be an atheist when you have g*d in your username. Checkmate theist/s
You’d think I’d be the one banned for saying that the water pistol was full of the priest’s semen.
Interesting how the parents aren’t masked up at all. I’m wondering they were part of the anti-mask crowd snd didn’t even care about all of these precautions anyways. At least the priest was trying to stay safe, but yeah, it looks silly as fuck. You’d think they’d just let the parents have done it instead, or does the holy water behave differently when splashed by a priest vs your parents?
Not sure if you’re looking for an honest answer but the funniest/dumbest thing about this picture is that no, the “rules” are that anyone can baptize someone else. So it definitely doesn’t need to be a priest. This entire scenario is completely unnecessary.
I assumed it was something more for “officially” recognizing the child as being part of the Church, or some sort of thing like that. Interesting though, from the 5-minutes of googling that I did, it seems to be only in “extreme cases involving life or death” that anyone other than a priest or deacon would normally baptize somebody else. It would probably be debated about whether this was really a life or death situation, though it does seem like an unnecessary risk for that old priest given that the parents are unmasked. Literally all they had to do was sprinkle some water on the kid and say, “I baptize you in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.” and they could’ve avoided the silliness.
They’re in a church, the silliness is literally all around them.
It’s all part of the careful dance of the uselessly employed.
Maybe that’d establish a precedent that a Priest wasn’t actually needed for the ceremony.
Yeah, it takes great carefulness to remain uselessly employed.
Most Metal Stage of the Pandemic
People were drowning in their own necrotic lung tissue. That is far more metal than a guy in a robe playing with a squirt pistol in a church.
This is insane outside pandemics in 2023
Pretty clever too, Religion, firearms, and masks. They taped together three internet flame wars all in one, I love it.
Praise Dudeism
Baptism by watergun. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
As a metalhead, no, idiots continuing to play make-believe during a pandemic was not metal. This was idiotic.
Bro if the image of a priest aiming a gun at an infant isn’t anything to you, damn
Sorry partner, I just can’t stop seeing a bunch of dumpy folks playing make-believe with dollar store toys.
