Child coffins always were cheaper than adult coffins, through our patented technology, now your loved ones can fit and you’ll reap the savings!

You’ll save on disposal fees but no one tells you about the biohazard clean up fees.

Why bury your loved ones in toxic chemicals when you can spray them as fertilizer over a field of flowers or Monsanto Roundup Ready Corn^TM !

Shredder from TMNT has fallen on hard times.