I probably would have been at 5000 in my college years alone.

He’s burning it to the ground to try to get Trump elected.

I feel like I’m living in the prequel to The Handmaid’s Tale

Fecal dragon?

Cool, now do remotely.

All true, and all a problem for which linux has been a solution (in the computing world) for decades now.

Net Neutrality will probably be one of our lesser concerns if that happens.

Fuck Ajit Pai.

Elon’s final form as a pigeon manager

Less than 100 years. It’s pathetic. Bring on the nuclear winter.

Replace peanuts with boobs and the same trick would have worked on me.

If you think about the brutality of nature, which we are mostly isolated from, then yeah, organisms in general do have to earn their right to life through overcoming and eating other organisms.

I just want the unqualified cable tech to not snip the cable to my antenna while he’s in my backyard.

When I’m driving I absolutely don’t want to dig through non-tactile menus just so I can adjust the climate or turn on my heated seat.

Look at Mr. Fancypants over here who can afford a heated seat subscription.

Or do.

Hmm I wonder if they’re responsible for the Audible app, too?

Fuck me why isn’t Yardi ever included in these? They do exactly the same thing and using it feels like getting a lava enema.

Anybody else having flaky behavior with youtube videos in Firefox lately? Like, only audio resuming but video freezing after rewinding? I’m wondering if this is intentional on the part of Google.

Ahh, brings back memories of me trying to get my parents to buy into their $10 IPO.

aaaaand fuck this truck in particular.