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I AM SO

FUCKING

TIRED OF

THIS LITTLE

WHINY BABY

BITCH BOY.

President Donald Trump has said pollsters that have shown his approval ratings sliding in recent weeks should be investigated for “election fraud.”

Responding to the polls, Trump wrote on Truth Social on Monday: “They are negative criminals who apologize to their subscribers and readers after I win elections big, much bigger than their polls showed I would win, loose a lot of credibility, and then go on cheating and lying for the next cycle, only worse.”

It’s not an election, and I hurt myself reading that deeply moronic quote. How is this man in charge of anything?

I looked for the link to The Onion. I think I audibly sighed when I didn’t find it.