You shouldn’t

Because my name and face are on the side of a milk carton from 1988.

Please help me escape this milk carton!

Don’t, I’ll fuck you over if it benefits me.

Why should I trust you?

Have you seen this face? This is a trustworthy face. It’s so trustworthy, you don’t even need to see it to trust it!

See? Now you know, and now you trust me! It’s like magic!

Because, statistically, most people can be trusted. The number comes in around 85%. Sally, the other 15% really ruin things for everyone else.