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  • rtxn@lemmy.worldEnglish
    9·
    11 months ago

    You’re thinking too small!

    • We sell them a cheaply made dinghy for a one-time payment with a 400% markup (it’s okay, it has AI features)
    • The lifetime license expires in a few days
    • For continued support, we coerce them into a multi-tier subscription
    • Tier 1 gets them access to some tape to fix the inevitable holes
    • Tier 2 gets them a hand-operated pump
    • Tier 3 gets them one (1) oar and a very nice hand-written letter to thank them for their trust and support

    Then I roll up to them in my libre motorboat and chuck them in the ocean because fuck them.