“As you all know, we have worked hard over the last year to run our business as sustainably as possible. Unfortunately, we still have work to do to rightsize our company and I regret having to share that we are taking the painful step to reduce our headcount by just over 500 people across Twitch,” Clancy wrote.
Cripes I hate corporate newspeak. “Rightsize” isn’t a word, and I hope I never encounter it again.
Is twitch or prime video even profitable? I’m pretty sure twitch isn’t but prime might be just due to locking people in to making their e-commerce purchases on amazon
You’re fortunate that this is the first time you’re hearing it, but it’s been a business term for quite some time now. I’ve only ever heard it used as a euphemism for downsizing but one HR lady insisted the term was general, that if you were understaffed you’d still need to right size.
I asked her if in meetings that might lead to some confusion, and she was confident that it never would. She was also an idiot.
When I started getting mentioned in meetings for doing a really good job on tasks that she was supposed to be doing she fired me. She was fired just a few weeks later. Sorry, she was right sized.
“As you all know, we have worked hard over the last year to run our business as sustainably as possible. Unfortunately, we still have work to do to rightsize our company and I regret having to share that we are taking the painful step to reduce our headcount by just over 500 people across Twitch,” Clancy wrote.
Cripes I hate corporate newspeak. “Rightsize” isn’t a word, and I hope I never encounter it again.
“As ‘sustainably’ as possible.” I love that one, because it makes it sound like they’re being kind to nature.
Nope, just profit.
Is twitch or prime video even profitable? I’m pretty sure twitch isn’t but prime might be just due to locking people in to making their e-commerce purchases on amazon
…so we can make a profit off your work.
You’re fortunate that this is the first time you’re hearing it, but it’s been a business term for quite some time now. I’ve only ever heard it used as a euphemism for downsizing but one HR lady insisted the term was general, that if you were understaffed you’d still need to right size.
I asked her if in meetings that might lead to some confusion, and she was confident that it never would. She was also an idiot.
When I started getting mentioned in meetings for doing a really good job on tasks that she was supposed to be doing she fired me. She was fired just a few weeks later. Sorry, she was right sized.