Damn you can afford a car!
Nah, just gotta wait for the neighbor to go to work.
Uber: I’ll pick you up in 5 minutes
Me: oh no. I don’t need a lift. Just bring a Starbucks coffee and drive over my toothpaste tube. I’ll give you 10% tip and 5 stars
I have started to cut open toothpaste tubes to scrape out the last bit and I don’t think its that ridiculous to not want to waste it
But Also… I just do it because it is very satisfying
Can we make toothpaste tablets a thing finally ffs.
Glass jars with tablets that break under a bite and then foam like tooth paste with fluoride and shit. You can get them online.
It’s less wasteful since the jar is reusable and doesn’t contain plastic. And you don’t have to go to extremes to get the last of the paste out of the container.