Obligatory Flag Code violation notice…

He has someone to do that for him.

This userscript worked for me (in the last 24hrs): https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/23605-reddit-history-sanitizer

Many a fast loris has been mistaken for a drop bear. Understandable, given the limited amount of time to judge such things before the inevitable end.

The study shouldn’t be “casting doubt.” It should be obvious that using baby “AIs” for military decision making is a terrible idea.

CEO says firm will “keep doing the same stuff” at least “while I’m in charge.”

Narrator: he became President for Life

Nah, just gotta wait for the neighbor to go to work.

We all know that’s a wig, right? Makes it easier(?) to cut on your own. I doubt he’s healthy enough to grow his own hair.

Air frying is just a convection cremation, you know.

Yep, red pill would be 3rd place after ‘neither’. I don’t need the burden of that knowledge at 6, especially without the power to act on it.

Other people driving is the dangerous part, hence garbage collection and postal delivery being near the top of the list.