I like how “A lump in your neck” isn’t preceded by “have a” like the rest of them. It’s just a lump in your neck.
You may be at risk of throat cancer if you a lump on your neck.
I like ignoring the bullets and just reading the rest of the text. “You may be at risk for throat cancer if you get checked now.”
Can’t get diagnosed with cancer if you never get checked!
oh no! i a lump in my neck.
My friend got rid of his throat, it did not seem like very much fun TBH.
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Fuck cancer, glad she can still chuckle!
I’m a guy like me!
You may be at risk for throat cancer if you: A lump in your neck.
They probably forgot to add the word ‘sore’ to throat. Happens to me quite often ;)
Well, that’s one way to disprove the “brain in a vat” hypothesis, I suppose…
4 points just don’t look enough. What else could we write?
Thankfully I have neither!
