Get back to work Steve. That black hole device isn’t gonna develop itself
What black hole device? We’re developing a medication technique that would let you communicate with goats.
What??? We already did that one! We did that after weather control and truth serums.
Jesus, I am starting to think we are overcompartmentalized. I thought we were working on realistic cybernetic sex dolls for espionage and blackmail. I’ve been balls deep in R&D for like 4 months. Once y’all figure out what we are all working on, come find me in my lab. Knock first… or don’t.
Damnit! We aren’t starting that project till quarter 4!
I thought we were miniturizing in Q4 for the roll-out before the mid-terms? Oh, wait, I was off a year. I suck at understanding the Anunnaki calendar, why the hell do we use their calendar for R&D when Mayan is the office standard? When I was at Groom we were using Mayan for everything and the purse boys didn’t have a problem there. I really need to transfer to Marineris; did you know they have a milkshake machine in the mess?
We switched off of Mayan for project scheduling after 2012 was a bust, no end of the world or anything, just some instability in the simulation… (man egg on my virtual face, I really blew that one)
… oh and they have a Milkshake machine??? How the hell do they rate?? We had to overthrow Guatemala just to get some decent coffee beans
Fat Dave when he breaks his 3rd Herman Miller chair via hallway racing (not a record breaker but a personal best).
When I studied a niche useless field and found out modern cunsomer tools utilizing the technology has been fully studied by the defense I knew it is fucked up.
