Passenger sees Boeing 757-200 “wing coming apart” mid-air — United flight from San Francisco to Boston makes emergency landing in Denver::A United Airlines flight to Boston was diverted to Denver because of an issue with the plane’s wing.
Passenger sees Boeing 757-200 “wing coming apart” mid-air — United flight from San Francisco to Boston makes emergency landing in Denver::A United Airlines flight to Boston was diverted to Denver because of an issue with the plane’s wing.
Damn, imagine working in the marketing department of Boeing.
“When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.”
I’ll be there for youuu
When the plane starts to stall
I’ll be there for youuu
When the wing is no more
I’ll be there for youuu
To state the claims are untruuu-uuue
So no one ever known a flight could’ve ended up this waaay
The starboard wing has broke
Cabin door’s flying awaaay
You’re out of hope, you lost your landing geeear
But our stocks are the lowest they’ve been so far this fiscal yeeeear, so
I’ve a job to doooo
Get prepared for that bull
Remind all the neeews
It’s never happened before
I’ve a job to doooo
And I guess I’m pretty gooo-oood
Should I send this to Airbus marketing team ? 😂
Didn’t they cut all of those jobs recently? Wait. No. That was all their 900 QC door bolt retention confirmers that were ‘unnecessary’
Repeat after me:
“Everything’s fine. Nothing to see here. Move along.”