Um…I wouldn’t mind her farting on me.
Too early??
My dude, fly your freak flag high.
Not true. My dog farts on me for more often then I fart on a horse. So for its about a billion to zero.
First of all, do you consider people animals? Cuz people definitely get farted on more than horses. Unless you’re talking like a per horse average instead of a quantity of overall farts. Secondly, my dog loves to get all snuggly on the couch and in bed. I definitely fart on my dog far more than I’ve ever farted on a horse.
Your poor dog lol
Poor horses… where is PETA when you need them?
Off somewhere killing someone’s beloved pets, probably.
what about ass-mites?
Didn’t know ass mites were a thing. I’m in the shower now washing my ass.
… wait. you weren’t washing your ass before today?
No I was, just not with a wire brush to get the mites off.
I use an angle grinder, gives your cheeks a nice polish as well 😇
My ass is groovy now.
What about that fish that lives in the anus of sea cucumbers. It basically lives in a fart lair.
TIL there are fish that live in the anus of sea cucumbers.
