June-ocide
COME ON, IT WAS RIGHT THERE
I’d say April Showers is a great porn name, but these days you gotta value search engine optimization, which is why my porn name is “Best Airfryer 2024”
In this vein I love how companies even spin up entire domains with affiliate links like top10airfryers.net or bestvacuumcleaners2024.com.
And then there source for the ratings is Amazon customer reviews or even the manufacturer’s online shop 🙄.
The Mayflower brought the Pilgrims to America, not Columbus (which is also, for some reason, misspelled in the title of this post). I’m guessing OP didn’t pay much attention to their history class this year in what I’m going to assume is middle-school.
Columbo, however, had just one more thing to ask before arresting a murderer.