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There’s a fast food chain in the Seattle area called Dick’s and their motto for a while was “eat a bag of Dick’s”.
This just proves to me more and more that my business partners were/are prudes. We started a bratwurst stand. I wanted our slogan to be “We just want our sausage in your mouth.” They voted it down because it was “too risqué.”
Here in Germany we had an ad for a “Tiefbauunternehmen” / “civil engineering company”.
The German name translates to “deep building company”. Their slogan: “Experten für untenrum” / “professionals for the parts down below”.
I hope the translation works
The translation works. Dick jokes are dick jokes.
And as Sir Mix-A-Lot said: “Dick’s is the place where the cool hang out; the swass like to play and the rich flaunt clout”
This is amazing. Would eat Dick’s.
I’ll have the balls
I Will have the bees
Haven’t had bees, but crickets are pretty good once you get over the initial mental hurdle. Kinda crunchy and earthy.
This one would be funnier if it said slightly less.
The real solution is to not go to Applebee’s and make your own frozen food at home.
Do they have the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees?
On the flip side, you’ll get free lip fillers and fresh honey.
