We don’t even get gruel, just Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference.

Where’s Garfield when you need him?

A family of 4 living in an apartment with the dad having absolutely no job security? They really did predict the future.

I’d give him a dollar

They need to make Oops All Stuf

Pluto the streaming service

That’s okay, I’ll just download more RAM.

Does anybody actually feel safe because of the TSA?

That’s why you blame someone else instead.

The one thing I do miss about the N64 controller is the Z trigger on the back. It’s something that no modern controller has seemed to replicate. The closest I’ve seen is the Steam Deck, and even the triggers on the back of it aren’t quite the same.

Are they going to acquire Coleco next?

I went on vacation with a girl like that once. It was not a nice trip.

Do they have the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees?

Going to HR to get fired, yet another meeting that could’ve been an email.

Of course it’s a scam. You can easily rewind DVDS in your DVD player. You don’t need a separate device.

I save money by asking people for the time. It’s totally free.

I forgot about hint hotlines. They’d charge per minute and did everything they could to keep you on the phone. I called a hotline once and my parents weren’t too happy about it.

Yes

I’m at a loss as to why I would want to do these things anyway. I’d much rather download a car.

It’s gone