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    6 months ago

    Media: So… you know those high-tech chipmaking machines? The ones banned for sale to China. The ones needed to make the processors for phones, cars, TVs, and AI servers. What happens if China invades Taiwan? Doesn’t Taiwan have a lot of those machines?

    Manufacturer: not a problem.

    Media: Phew. Glad that’s settled… Say, how come?

    Manufacturer: (slaps the roof of the $250M machine). We can lock this baby remotely. In fact, here’s the remote (pulls out a keyfob).

    Media: OK, cool, cool.

    Techies of the world: WHAT THE ACTUAL FU… !!!