• MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out

    And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside

    And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died

    Except for me

    You know why?

    'Cause I had my tray table up

    And my seat back in the full upright position

    Had my tray table up

    And my seat back in the full upright position