Genuinely have a stack of books (mostly theory with some fiction) that sits on the floor next to my desk. I swear I will read them all one day.

Me, buy a book if it looks cool or I will read it

EReaders made a big difference for me. I now plow through books when I used to not be able to read a single novel in a year.

Then there are the rotting watermelons over in corner, expensive books that a professor in college required and then almost never used. And now they sit, unlovable and difficult to resell because a new edition has come out with the problems at the back of the chapter rearranged.