May 26, 2026
Can imagine there may be some story changes with America’s acceleration into fascism.
They’re gonna have to have a main cast who is just a literal chimpanzee in a vacation shirt flinging actual shit all the time just to achieve any level of unrealistic over the top satire. The real world is just too ridiculous for anything less to be their usual exaggerated caricature.
I wonder if the next one will take so long that the world it satirises is long gone. Facebook being parodied in GTA V no longer makes much sense, for example
This game is set in Florida. It’s pretty evergreen. Especially given the political climate for the past 8 years
… Untill Florida gets absolutely wiped out by a combo of its housing market and tourism economy simultaneously eating shit (this is currently occuring), and then also gets slammed by a, oh i dunno, a series of near record breaking hurricanes … in a record breaking short amount of time, and then can’t rebuild because FEMA either doesn’t exist or is massively underfunded.
Oh and way more people will die, and there will be way more property damage than there otherwise would be… becauase all the agencies and funding that went into tracking hurricanes just got cut to almoat nothing.
Its been … what, over a decade, between GTA V and 6’s planned releaae date?
I’d say that chances are actually quite good that within 10 years after 2026, Florida becomes essentially a mostly destroyed disaster zone, with maybe a few parts of semi-civilization… like a swampy version of the first Mad Max movie.
(For reference, GTA V is based on an amalgamation of LA, San Fran, San Diego, out into the sticks… oh and while we are in thr GTA V to GTA VI gap, a huge chunk of LA got burned to the ground, yay climate change!)
(To me, the challenge of GTA VI would be… how do you even fucking do parody anymore? The country has gone batshit insane during the game’s development, I will be amazed if they actually manage to work in the biting and underhanded social commentary that previous GTA games had… because it would be essentially impossible. My guess is it’ll have some parody and satire, but nowhere near as much as 4 or 5… and the story will basically just be about some cool badasses who are cool and badass and are getting their bag however they can because YOLO)
Disney world and Maralago?
Holy shit, I didn’t think of mar-a-fatso. I seriously hope you can storm that place.
That’s not necessary. The top secret documents for the government heist are probably located in an unlocked toilet building next to the golf course.
I hope they have at least two cities like Miami (beaches and organized crime) and Orlando (Disney and big business). Could be cool to have a three like SA to add in either Daytona (racing and rednecks) or Tampa (ghetto Miami).
All I know about Tampa is a bunch of the early death metal bands are from there so I’m all for that!
After looking at the jokes featured in the leaks…it hasn’t aged a day.
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Conspiracy theory maggots / qAnnon think Mark Zuckerberg at Facebook is downloading your brain to China and the country of Finland doesn’t actually exist
Why doesn’t Facebook make sense to parody anymore? It’s still out there
The world’s relationship with Facebook has changed a smidge since 2013.
It’s still ripe for parody, but the elements of relevance aren’t the same as they were.
As a PC-only gamer, I suppose this means that I won’t get to play this until late 2027 at the very earliest.
GTA Online still brings a BILLION dollars every year.
The next GTA can’t be anything except 100% perfection and Rockstar isn’t in a hurry
GTA Online still brings in a billion dollars every year. The next GTA will try to capitalize and expand on that, and cannot, then, be perfect.
Ftfy
I feel like you shouldn’t release a date if the game isn’t in ready for release. After releasing the date, all that should come is polish and minor bug fixing
Rumors are that they want to charge $100 and they’re sitting back to see the financial climate with the price increases to see if consumers will bend over and take it without any pushback
Or…switch 2 version taking longer than Expected…
OR. they’re seeing the writing on the wall for the console industry and they’re going to release VI for all platforms (PC included) next year
Speaking out of my ass, I think the majority will take it without pushback.
I’m sure there’s a swath of people with a console just play the yearly COD/FIFA, eagerly waiting for GTA 6 to drop. They’ll buy it without blinking.I will wait till it’s $50
I’ll sail the high seas
Guarantee it will have Denuvo and Rockstar DRM
Most likely will get cracked pretty quick
Denuvo??
Is there another cracker in the universe besides bat shit crazy Empress?
Who the fuck knows at this point, but GTA 6 will be such a hyped up game, that I think somehow we’ll get it.
Maybe people will bribe Empress or something.
I’ll wait till it’s $10
I’ll wait till it’s free on epic
I’ll watch other people play it on YouTube for free
Without their narration and reaction
PC version at $50
$100 minimum.
My guess would be they’ll do some kind of tiered release strucructure, and/or have already finished or mostly finished 2 years+ worth of major updates, including new ‘chapters’ of the main single player story… and basically, you’ll have to subscribe.
Like … $160 for whole game, major expansion 1, 2 and 3, $120 for game + 1st expansion… Or your baseline $100, and then a subscription battlepass mmo monthly charge, or you can pay more for expansions in chunks, seperately.
Something like that.
switch 2 version assumption here? weird
If I have to sign into a rockstar account through a launcher to play it, I ain’t interested.
I guess you’re not interested in it, then
Not sure if the nation this game is based on will be recognizable by the time it comes out.
Rockstar’s delay announcement may result in numerous other studios confirming 2025 releases for their own games. Earlier this year a Bloomberg report claimed that rival game publishers were waiting as long as possible to commit to their release dates for next Fall, because of GTA 6’s planned release.
Or they could, you know, make a game that rivals GTA VI. Come on Square Enix, make a Sleeping Dogs successor, I know you have it in you!
The developer that made Sleeping Dogs shut down, and Square Enix had so many misses that they sold off their western studios. You should keep an eye on MindsEye and Mafia: The Old Country though. I’ve been dying for a good crime story that isn’t Yakuza.
I would love it if they sold some of those IPs so another studio can run with them. We really don’t have a lot of Asian crime games, and those have a very different feel than western crime games.
Anyway, thanks for the recommendations! I’ve wishlisted them and will check them out when they launch. The mafia series is great, and MindsEye could be awesome if it’s done well.
The problem is game companies don’t make games for gamers, they make games for investors. Hoarding IPs and patents is what they do.
So no sequel to that Guardians of the Galaxy game then? I really enjoyed that one.
It was so…
Metal?
Yeah…
They have to wait for the playstation 6 release so yhey can sell it multiple times
With the PS6 rumored to be targeting 2027, the timing would work out perfectly for that.
Bastards. Always with the triple dip
Man, development times are getting pretty crazy at this point. Hard to believe that we are starting to see decades between sequels to titles as a normal thing in the high end of the market.
It’s no wonder more games are aiming for games-as-a-service style models.
Well, given the implosion in the industry due to live service games, that’s not really a solution either. The actual solution is seemingly to just make smaller games, but they’re not really interested in that, so they’ll go out of business the first time they have a game that doesn’t hit.
So to all those other publishers who have already pushed their games release date out to avoid GTA6, you got a new date to avoid.
At least they know what this one is so they can plan better.
Hang on, they just now announced it, it’s been delayed, and they still plan to launch it next year? This is gonna be a straight up shit show, folks.
they saw what happened with the world over the last year and realized the satire theyve been making is all outdated
whats supposed to be comedic fiction of idiocracy already became basis of reality so the jokes need to be revisioned to double down once more
So now can we please get the other games that were supposed to launch in autumn?
