My wife and I often play this game in bed.

I’m 40% internet browser.

Experts find that water is wet.

“Buy my commemorative coins, the best coins, for the new present the true present, there shouldn’t have been another one but there was and that’s ok we will let them do that but they shouldn’t have done it but it’s ok because I’m back now on tictoc shop” - DJ Trump

Reporters threw Elon Musk off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table after his chatbot admitted he spread lies.

I think when you agree to use a title company one of the things you have to sign says something along the lines of “you must check all details with us over the phone or in person. And you can’t sue us.”

When I closed last year they refused to give any wire details in writing and told us so multiple times.

Too true. At the collegiate level chegg was often wrong.

You sell A LOT more small SUVs.

I was always taught 350 for 2 hrs but will occasionally do 400 for 1.5 hrs if I’m in a hurry. Also I usually leave out the drummers, they get stuck in my food processor.

A security feature of our system is that if you don’t know what you’re doing you’ll break it so bad IT will be called right away.

Have you ever had a toddler hit you over the head with a plastic bat? There IS physical risk in raising a child.

Is it safe to consume breast milk bought on Facebook marketplace?

Jesus Fucking Christ what are you fucking stupid? Read the god damn pinned mod comment on every post on r/chessbegginers, read the god damn wiki, read the god damn info button that pops up on chess.c0m, here’s a thought just google it your god damn self. What do you think you’re the first person in fucking history to experience this “weird pawn move?” You must be fucking stupid because it was only invented back in 1561. But I’m sure you thought “oh wow I know chess.c0m is a company valued in the hundreds of millions but I’m sure me, 100 ELO shit tier chess beginner, has found a bug in their program.” It boggles my god damn mind that you just blindly post your stupid fucking questions on reddit without trying to research them first. Because you must be the first person in fucking history to ever experience a problem, and logically reddit, the source of all fucking factual information, is the only god damn place you can look for an answer. So here’s a fucking thought the next time you’re about to make a god damn post stop and google e-n p-a-s-s-a-n-t.

AdamEatsAss Pro and Pro+ are only $5 and $6 a month more for over double the content.

Really you pay for convenience and legallity. Not everyone knows how to or feels comfortable pirating. With a service you know you aren’t breaking any laws and you’re not worried about quality, storage, captions, and sketchy files.

I can’t wait for 10 years from now when this all comes full circle and we start getting commercials to “ditch your streaming bundle for whatever new service.”

It’s almost like a 100 page website TOS is meaningless.

Isn’t something like that why Elon got in trouble with the Tesla board? Something about using Tesla as a bank to fund space x.

They could still limit the number of simultaneously logged in devices for a family plan. Verizon would know how many lines are associated with the plan.