Aesthesiaphilia

For me, personally, it’s not because it triggers suicidal ideation - I agree with the research I’ve seen that suggests it’s not a thing, or at least not a statistically significant thing.

For me, the issue is that people who say they’re suicidal get attention and sympathy

For certain emotionally immature people, attention and sympathy is their #1 goal in life

In addition, teenagers want to both be cool and different, yet be accepted by everyone. You can’t NOT accept a suicidal person, because what if they suicide themselves? If you say you’re suicidal, suddenly everyone HAS to be nice to you.

All of this is to say that, no, all y’all dumb motherfuckers are not actually suicidal, you’re just fucking sad, edgy, and boring, and you need to quit it because you’re drowning out the actual struggling people.

Every damn day I see it “waaaaah I want to dieeeeeeee” no the fuck you don’t, you’re just trying to sound cool. Grow up.

You can also tell your credit card company that you attempted to cancel but they won’t let you, and all future charges from that merchant should be refused.

easy

violent revolution resulting in the death and destruction of the world as we know it

rofl

Baby meat is the tastiest part of the meal

campaign aggressively

rofl

You think a bunch of republican “I’m a hair’s breadth away from taking my gun and shooting the first black man I see” dumbasses will suddenly vote Democrat if you just “campaign aggressively”??