If you’re Googling porn, you’re doing it wrong. That’s about the only thing Bing does better.

Nazi Germany didn’t hold the Nuremberg trials. The trials were held by the victors.

Granted, that means the US has to lose a war to the point of the entire nation being occupied by the victors…

$5,000 is a lot to those braindead morons who insist that “nobody wants to work” because they’re still living comfortably off of a few $1,400 checks from half a decade ago…