Imagine having to think of a new 6-digit number every few seconds!

Sorry. Use Greek brag.

If you’re gonna flex with an ancient Greek quote, at least use Greek letters!

These are great guides, but can you ease up on the tempo? Save some for tomorrow.

“Special”, as in Ed.

For an onion, I’ve never diced it by making the cuts indicated by number 1, figuring the layers essentially do that for you. Am I doing it wrong?

Absolutely not.

Inconceivable!

Physicists just write “g”. 😝

Call The Hague!

At least I use bash!

I thought it was very good and very helpful.

alias more=less

The more Gs, the better the cell service. Mine is 5G.

The days are long, while the years are short.

🫡

And top of the morning to ye!

First lesson: parking.

He’s 'armless.

That bit of the napkin has a smudge.