Yes. Attacking peoples appearance will surely teach the opposition not to do the same.

Perfectly executed strategy.

Some nut: I haven’t been mad today. I need something to be mad about.

Apple launched an ad.

The nut: perfect.

Apple could use Coca Cola’s defence on the vitamin water lawsuit.

“no consumer could reasonably be misled into thinking vitaminwater was a healthy beverage.”

No reasonable customer should believe their products is carbon neutral.

Unless the product is fucking logs found in the woods.

Great thing we actually have organizations to shit down this shenanigans.

But first. The god damn news.

I love some proper vaporware!

Yeez the EV scene is riddled with promises. Make a car already.

I HaVe NoThInG tO hIdE!