Well I’ll put the torch and pitchfork away for now then

Imma just be pissed if her tiddies ain’t triangles.

I remember watching the documentary about him that had a bunch of people trying to humanize him and say he actually wasn’t a bad person but it just made him look like an even bigger douchebag.

Fuck right off. Makes me want to break shit.

I will be cancelling my subscription the first time I see an ad.

Haha okay. I was confused as shit for a second and reread the thing a few times trying to figure out why I was too stupid to understand what was happening.

These are used for joining together pieces of wood, usually for furniture. Don’t eat ‘em.

Source: am carpenter.

Did you mean to say easier?

Unlike gas cars, which never start on fire.