Have you met people?! I’m surprised it’s only 20 million. It shows a near saint like self-control on Bluesky’s part.

Your attempts at using homophobia

Stop, we are not doing this. If that’s where you mind goes on the first thought, that’s on you.

Either I’m a woman, or I’m a gay man, meaning I’m probably into beige towers of guys and your joke has failed.

The joke stays the same, some might find it funny others might not. It’s generally not very proper to talk about dicks in a general conversation, no matter how much you like them or not.

Btw, I’m a woman.

Congratulations, I don’t know why you had to bring that up, but I’m very happy for you.

It only got racist after you just had to mention that you where talking about computers, not people.

Unless you normally talk about the huge beige towers of other guys.

Counterpoint; it’s really none of their business to know how often I click on something, and neither do I want them to have the ability to figure that out either because there is no reason to assume that those are the only data points they can get their grubby hands on.

If there is no reasonable way for me to differentiate between spying and telemetry, I rather wish they couldn’t do either.

See? That’s what drugs does to a motherfucker, no clue what’s going on around him anymore.

Jokes aside, I’m also really curious what that has to do with electricity prices.

needless to say i’m looking forward to it ending.

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You are just three tiny edgelords in a trenchcoat, aren’t you?