I hope WOPR and SkyNet would be taken as a warning not to do that.

This is as close as I get to social media.

Taters should have his own wikipedia page. First outer space cat video.

You don’t have to buy more, just buy the same things you bought 2 years ago that’ll put you over the new limit. Keep those treasury printers going brrrrrr.

TIL IBM owns the Weather Channel.

Great, now I can scan my poop.

That’s gotta suck.