This is just so dumb. But whatever it takes, I guess

Do the kids have hammers too?

I knew someone was going to write that.

The palantirs were mainly used by the evil side during the time the books are set in. Specifically, Sauron (main bad guy) uses it to draw Saruman (former good guy turned bad) to his side.

The answer is always more meat wave attacks.

How dare those vile Ukrainians defend themselves!

Personally, I wouldn’t want to try to save world hunger.

What kind of antisemitic, communist, muslim fundamentalist terrorist are you to suggest such an outrageous idea?

If Flinten-Uschi isn’t far right enough for you, you’re just a lost cause.

Früher hatten wir halt noch deutsche Bauarbeiter! Da wurde noch ordentlich gearbeitet!

The Nazis used wood. Other than that, I don’t see much difference here.

Ah, the good old days. Before those evil woke leftists ruined everything!

Höchste Zeit, dass dieser neumodische Scheiss endlich abgeschafft wird!

It would. But right now there’s no guarantee it will ever work. This should be a topic for basic research not for venture capitalist fever dreams.

Wait until you hear about super-PACs.

Always remember: the other fuckers are all impostors too.

Just classic Franklin.

People have literally sold a kidney for an iPhone, so yeah.

If you didn’t eat so many of those, you could afford a house, an education and healthcare.

None if this is in any way accidental.