I know it’s fake, but would anyone really be surprised to find out a fuckin’ racehorse is far more eloquent that the president…?

Hey, don’t worry. Apparently, low-effort videogame movies are about to take over for the next 15-20 years, thanks to CHICKEN JOCKEY.

Shut your fucking face eh eh eh eh eh eh!

This entire move is the brainchild of John fucking Voight.

Just fucking die, you goddamn fossils!

Yes.

Joe Biden took office directly after J6, allowed Garland to pull pud for four years, then got the biggest fucking stick an American president has ever gotten from the SC, and handed it to Trump.

I feel the Dems can take some blame.

…the turntables.

“I live in LA. Now, rush hour REALLY IS my favorite pastime, thanks to my new PACHYN’ DERM 4000!”

My adhd brain read this like Doug from Up:

Keep Calm and –

SQUIRREL!

Whoa. Sooooooooooo many neurons just connected. This is something i always knew, but didn’t know i knew.

No. SLC zoning laws don’t allow for fruity domeciles, in every sense of the word.

“Basic reading comprehension: failed.”

Not surprising from a Nazi.

They live under a rock. At the end of a cul-de-sac. In Salt Lake.

“They aren’t even real protestors! They’re obviously backed by Bombadil!”

“Why do we even HAVE that Gungan?!?!1?”

“Hey everybody! This guy says that Pluto is a mutha fuckin’ planet!”

He said he did not hit that woman! He did naaaaawt. Oh, hey Mark!

SORRY, DIDN’T HEAR YOU.

“This land, is our land! And we shall call it… Our Land.”

🎶 SKYMAN AHHH!🎶

🎵 Fighter of the Groundman! AHHHH! 🎵