This made me laugh and I cannot lie.

Thumbs face up, not down.

Comment? It was a question -“?”. What does ask me anything mean to you exactly dopey? (Another question, not comment)

If it just so happens that you become American, would you prefer a new name Greenland?

Getting all five fingers in is a solid try. Would’ve gotten extra credit if the thumb was in the correct side.

I’m gonna need some buttons to make sure the pickpockets don’t steal my snickers bar.

We’ll need to include geography too.

Dunk a Shane

Sure-sh

Uncanny.

This fucking prick couldn’t read and unluckily could use fire, like a basic caveman.

These guys are doing like the Americans with first flight, first phone call, first recorded conversation, first anything.

Math performed by Fox News science correspondent.

Not sure about that detail but I’ve seen three dicks gathered around O’Ryans belt.

I have a rocket science degree and can confirm that this is accurate. And also, it’s no coincidence that large thick solid rockets are shaped like…you know.

Berries grow on the vagina!? 🤯

It all started with everyone applauding the “Freedom Fries”. Operation Full Stupid was initiated.

And in a country with dogshit standards for HS science. And math. And reading. And history.

Babies grow on the vagina? Well I’ll be.

This is it. The, “whoooo? Lil ole meeee? How was I supposed to know?”