Glue them to the wall first

So did they get the playdate or not?

I completely forgot about the novels and comics lol. I’ll have to add those to my read list.

Atla/LoK fans waiting for new content:

I’ve literally never used the “I’m feeling lucky” button. What does it even do?

Weird, I was under the impression Trump didn’t like McDonald’s anymore after they blamed him for their decreasing sales

Malfunctions/Misplacements incoming

It’s truly amazing that every time I read a headline that makes it sound like these people are doing something even remotely beneficial, additional context shows that they’re actually preparing for something even worse.

Recordings of public executions challenge me

Good for them.

I stared at this for a good couple of minutes trying to figure out why the new Captain America movie was in the diagram

The U.S. Department of Justice said it is investigating whether the law infringes on First Amendment religious protections.

I’m gonna need a clip if this is real

Goddamn can’t we just get one story arc at a time? How am I supposed to follow along with the genocide arc, the trampling on civil liberties arc, the dismantling democracy arc, the massive economic recession arc, and another epidemic arc?

Same

I started an argument like that once. I made a joke about how there is literally always at least one person who defends not putting the cart back.

Idk man that Irish butter pretty damn good

Let the boy have them

I believed this was real for about half of the text. This fucking guy…