He’d get a kick outta their legal system…

You know where I first learned my most important lesson of firearm safety? An anime from the 80s called Saber Rider and the Stat Sheriffs. The lesson was, “the gun is always loaded”. It was repeated to me throughout my military career.

Beg to differ, Hell has standards. They wouldn’t want the orange dumpster.

Yeah, for a nation that is as obsessed with firearms as the United States, the people there are shockingly poor marksmen.

Eh… They’d prefer to double down on the happiness beatings.

Hey man, I just sat at the table so that I could observe how they liked the specially seasoned soup course…

I maintain it would be crabs.

Well then Allah be praised!

/S