Is sleeping in your car being illegal some sort of FREEDOM©®™ thing that I’m way too European to understand?

I was 30 when Far Cry came out

Yeah I’ll buy the next one

More like a bunch of folk who were turfed out of Europe for being a bit too religiously weird

That takes some doing in the 16th century 😂

And how, in your wee head, does the fact that it came about due to colonisation make it not British?

Bri’ish food is some of the best in the world too. Because we know how to use spices and not high fructose corn syrup

Meanwhile yanks with their two spices - butter and sugar

“Our food is the tastiest in the wuuuurld”

Aye but yous can’t afford that coronary eh mate 😂

“In polite conversation, one should never mention religion or politics, as it never ends well”

Americans - “Hold my beer”

“Hi, where can I download BBC radio panel shows?”

“Just a minute… I’m sorry I haven’t a clue”

Paracetamol

Aspirin

Ibuprofen

What? That’s what they’re called

Ha ha ha they’re not being overly cautious, it’s just their overpriced car flat out lied to them about its remaining range 😂

Just waiting for that fucker to get his balls felt in the EU lol

Yeah probably, netball and volleyball are both girls’ games

Wilson was a basketball, was he not?

Can confirm the wee prick sleeps wherever he wants

In my defence, he’s got breath like a bin bag

I have to put up with this every day

Yes I see all these, but how many had a private, white slimline telephone?

How could I forget about Lesley?

[Utopia not available in the EU due to Mountain Dew containing more chemicals than a 1990s nightclub]