If “getting rid of the USA” is all you think the is to life, might I suggest getting one?

Everyone has run like captain Jack Sparrow at some point

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vote_splitting

It can, however, make steel have the strength of playdough.

Good ending

The burger is vegan because it’s made of a vegan called Steve

• princess Leia, padme amidala (star wars)

• Elisabeth Swann (potc)

• eowyn of Rohan (lotr)

• katara, toph (atla) + azula, mai, tai Lee of we’re counting villains

NYEH HEH HEH!!!

When you’re suffocating, you don’t really notice that you don’t have enough oxygen. You just feel that you have too much CO2. So if you’re in a nitrogen chamber or in low enough pressure air, you don’t notice you’re suffocating. You just fall asleep.

6 months later, all three cards have expired, so all three companies get $25 of free revenue, and no one really got anything for Christmas.

Gift cards are a fucking scam

or worse, communism

I would have thought most people who hate private companies would be pretty keen for communism

Clone wars be like