But voting machines are safe, right? /s

Meh, Elton John did this with an oven manual…. On the spot.

…and that’s exactly what you’ll get, Moron.

Ohoo, there’s something wrong alright!

…as my pets.

Again, this whole thing smacks of some entitled person (hmmm, who though?) who knows nothing, making design decisions that are stupid and self indulgent.

I call it “The Homer”, just like the episode where Homer designed a car. You know the result…