… for now

It… is Tom Hanks.

My go-to is “Is something burning?”

I’m looking forward to shorting the shit out of this stock

This propaganda is coming from the most prosperous, overachieving nation in the history of mankind, so it seems like there might be something to it. Now the propaganda coming from impoverished, third world countries saying how all their problems can be solved through communism, just doesn’t have the same luster for some reason.

Now if you can point me to an example of a utopic nation where everything is wonderful and workers run the show, I’m all ears.

This isn’t what I needed to see right after waking up while stretching my Achilles so I can walk without limping

Do you have voting shares?

They have their headquarters in Texas though

Imagine the outrage from Faux News if Biden endorsed a product while sitting at his Oval Office desk

I wonder how many of us saw this and promptly sat upright

Yet another reason I don’t run

That’ll scare the smurf out of these mother smurfers

US resident here. I absolutely loved Glitch. The first season anyway

Oh no, I’m facing the consequences of my actions

~Canada

I heard you, but so what?

The part I’m most offended by is thinking Oreos are chocolate. I know chocolate, and you, Oreo, are no chocolate